Harry Potter - Hogwarts Emblem Problems Of A White Boy Theme
9:32am January 23, 2022

kristina100000:

horses literally dont even say neigh they are like blelrrfhfhsiejeh someone is fucking lying…

9:31am January 23, 2022

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok

why did it have to be this post that has 100k notes

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it shouldve been them

8:32pm August 11, 2021

moth-moth-the-magic-moth:

cipheramnesia:

solitarelee:

thehotgirlproject:

mxnrique:

mxnrique:

mxnrique:

mxnrique:

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i am begging y’all to just stay home and leave us the FUCK alone

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Bitch I am neck deep in that warm bread before the basket touches the table.

who the fuck eats before they go to a restaurant??? bitch i’m there to eat as much as humanly possible 

I’m there to eat as much humans as possible, bitch.

if i know i’m going to a restaurant (especially if someone else is paying) i eat a light lunch. i make ROOM for all the food i’m going to eat and you’d better BELIEVE a majority of that is the free fucking bread

logan’s rolls?? literally heavenly

red lobster biscuits?? they’re my religion

pizza places that do garlic bread/cheesy bread/CHEESY GARLIC BREAD as a starter???? is it possible to marry a restaurant

the bread is the best part of the restaurant experience and idk what to tell you

8:31pm August 11, 2021

oysters-aint-for-me:

funnytwittertweets:

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logging off zoom like

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8:31pm August 11, 2021

4 levels of friendship when someone’s parents is driving you somewhere

problems-of-a-white-boy:

1. Mostly silence with a little talk
2. Dead silence
3. Parents ask you about your day
4. Parents make fun of their own child with you

7:39am March 6, 2020

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST …

shovel2:

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

11:45pm September 11, 2019

4 levels of friendship when someone’s parents is driving you somewhere

problems-of-a-white-boy:

1. Mostly silence with a little talk
2. Dead silence
3. Parents ask you about your day
4. Parents make fun of their own child with you

6:02pm December 6, 2018

4 levels of friendship when someone’s parents is driving you somewhere

problems-of-a-white-boy:

1. Mostly silence with a little talk
2. Dead silence
3. Parents ask you about your day
4. Parents make fun of their own child with you

6:31pm August 27, 2017
Anonymous asked: Did you ever do optiminds cause if not there's a kid that looks exactly like you that I know from there

Omg I just saw this and yes I did

7:29am October 28, 2016

charleybradbury:

Look, he is dangerous to everyone and everything around him. If he’s working on a job you boys just let him handle it and you move on.

5:02pm October 3, 2016
freshcravings: “Burgers that look so good it gets hungry! Food art by Tumblr Creatr, LAZY MOM ”

freshcravings:

Burgers that look so good it gets hungry! Food art by Tumblr Creatr, LAZY MOM

5:01pm October 3, 2016

just-shower-thoughts:

i think the biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. we listen to reply.

1:42am September 7, 2016
nudne: “ pause the tunes ”

nudne:

pause the tunes

1:41am September 7, 2016
what-are-thooosseeee: “ weallheartonedirection: “ How to get out stains using other things ” TO SAVE A LIFE ”

what-are-thooosseeee:

weallheartonedirection:

How to get out stains using other things

TO SAVE A LIFE

1:41am September 7, 2016