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6:02pm
December 6, 2018
4 levels of friendship when someone’s parents is driving you somewhere
1. Mostly silence with a little talk
2. Dead silence
3. Parents ask you about your day
4. Parents make fun of their own child with you
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6:31pm
August 27, 2017
Anonymous asked: Did you ever do optiminds cause if not there's a kid that looks exactly like you that I know from thereOmg I just saw this and yes I did
7:29am
October 28, 2016
Look, he is dangerous to everyone and everything around him. If he’s working on a job you boys just let him handle it and you move on.
5:02pm
October 3, 2016
Burgers that look so good it gets hungry! Food art by Tumblr Creatr, LAZY MOM
5:01pm
October 3, 2016
Students at The University of Texas are open-carrying dildos in protest of the state’s loose gun laws. Roy Wood, Jr. gets both sides of the story.
5:01pm
October 3, 2016
i think the biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. we listen to reply.
1:41am
September 7, 2016
How to get out stains using other things
TO SAVE A LIFE
1:41am
September 7, 2016
4 levels of friendship when someone’s parents is driving you somewhere
1. Mostly silence with a little talk
2. Dead silence
3. Parents ask you about your day
4. Parents make fun of their own child with you
8:24pm
June 10, 2016
I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit
wait a sec is that
a hair in the cheese
oh my god is that
a doge in the hair
WAIT
What is this.
In the doge’s eye
Could it be?
I THINK IT IS
Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.
THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH
12:37am
March 17, 2016
Winnie the Pooh quotes make me cry.
“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.”
“I used to believe in forever, but forever’s too good to be true”
“I don’t feel very much like Pooh today,“ said Pooh.
“There there,” said Piglet. “I’ll bring you tea and honey until you do.”“I wonder what Piglet is doing,” thought Pooh.
“I wish I were there to be doing it, too.”“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”
“We’ll be friends forever, won’t we, Pooh?” asked Piglet. “Even longer,” Pooh answered.
“If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together… there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart… I’ll always be with you.”
“Forever isn’t long at all, Christopher, as long as I’m with you.”
“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”
